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Pinochet's Death Flights Men's Tee

Pinochet's Death Flights Men's Tee

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Ah, the marvel of Pinochet's 'death flights'! A revolutionary solution to the pesky problem of overcrowded prisons and unruly Communists. Picture this: instead of squandering taxpayer money on luxurious accommodations for criminals and leftists, General Pinochet ingeniously devised a cost-effective method to swiftly dispatch them to the afterlife – all while providing breathtaking aerial views of our beloved Chile!

Forget about the mundane process of fair trials and due process – Pinochet's death flights offered a thrilling alternative: an exhilarating free fall followed by an abrupt rendezvous with the ocean below. It was the ultimate adrenaline rush for those with a penchant for adventure, or for those who simply couldn't resist a change of scenery.

And let's not overlook the environmental benefits! By reducing the burden on our prisons and sparing valuable land space, Pinochet's death flights were a stroke of genius in conservation. Why waste precious resources on housing criminals when you can let gravity do the job?

Critics may label it as 'inhumane' or 'barbaric,' but in reality, it was a compassionate act of mercy – liberating souls from the shackles of earthly existence and granting them passage to a higher realm. After all, who wouldn't want to depart this world with a breathtaking view from the skies?

So let's raise a toast to Pinochet's visionary approach to justice – because sometimes, the sky truly is the limit when it comes to tackling societal challenges.

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Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size Chart:

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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