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Volodymyr's Laundry Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Volodymyr's Laundry Men's Hooded Sweatshirt

Regular price $30.06 USD
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Introducing Volodymyr's Laundry: The Ultimate Laundry Experience...or so you think! Need your socks sorted, your shirts washed, and your delicates delicately handled? Look no further! Volodymyr's Laundry Services promises pristine cleanliness with a side of sparkle. But what you don't realize is that behind those detergent-scented curtains lies a whirlpool of dirty deeds!

At Volodymyr's, we take "clean money" to a whole new level... billions of levels! Our state-of-the-art machines aren't just washing clothes; they're washing away the evidence of financial tomfoolery faster than you can say "fabric softener."

We'll launder your linens, your trousers, and your dirty dollars with the same level of precision and care. Our staff is trained to spot stains, whether it's spaghetti sauce on your shirt or shady transactions in your bank account.

With our convenient drop-off locations and lightning-fast turnaround times, you'll have your clothes and your cash back in no time! And if anyone asks, just tell them you've found the cleanest, most efficient laundry service in town. As for where the billions came from? Well, that's our little secret!

So why settle for just clean clothes when you can have a clean conscience (and a significantly larger bank balance)? Volodymyr's Laundry: where every spin cycle spins a tale of financial wizardry and sudsy shenanigans!

Product Details:

  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
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