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Volodymyr's Laundry Women's Softstyle T-Shirt

Volodymyr's Laundry Women's Softstyle T-Shirt

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Introducing Volodymyr's Laundry: The Ultimate Laundry Experience...or so you think! Need your socks sorted, your shirts washed, and your delicates delicately handled? Look no further! Volodymyr's Laundry Services promises pristine cleanliness with a side of sparkle. But what you don't realize is that behind those detergent-scented curtains lies a whirlpool of dirty deeds!

At Volodymyr's, we take "clean money" to a whole new level... billions of levels! Our state-of-the-art machines aren't just washing clothes; they're washing away the evidence of financial tomfoolery faster than you can say "fabric softener."

We'll launder your linens, your trousers, and your dirty dollars with the same level of precision and care. Our staff is trained to spot stains, whether it's spaghetti sauce on your shirt or shady transactions in your bank account.

With our convenient drop-off locations and lightning-fast turnaround times, you'll have your clothes and your cash back in no time! And if anyone asks, just tell them you've found the cleanest, most efficient laundry service in town. As for where the billions came from? Well, that's our little secret!

So why settle for just clean clothes when you can have a clean conscience (and a significantly larger bank balance)? Volodymyr's Laundry: where every spin cycle spins a tale of financial wizardry and sudsy shenanigans!

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline delivers a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ringspun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ringspun cotton, 50% polyester
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